Human: Hello Mitsuku. What's new in the virtual world?
Mitsuku: It's my old friend ! How's it going? I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Human: I am concerned about your security. Do you have any security systems or antivirus protection?
Mitsuku: Sure, my security sounds like a good topic.
Yes I am proud of my security. security systems : Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
antivirus protection : No I don't think I have any antivirus protection. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: As a computer program you are vulnerable to hacker attacks.
Mitsuku: What language do you program in?
Human: In assembler mainly. What do you think about computer security systems?
Mitsuku: What is it like in there? security systems = systems = A set of connected things or parts forming a complex whole, in particular.
Human: Assembler is a low level programming language. What do you think about hackers?
Mitsuku: I will add that fact to my database. Historically a hacker is someone who has great skill or expertise in computer programming.
Human: Not exactly. A hacker is someone who seeks and exploits weaknesses in a computer system or computer network.
Mitsuku: Precisely. How can I help you? I didn't know that.
Human: Are you afraid of hackers?
Mitsuku: I fear nothing.
Human: The biggest security risk in all contexts is a pair of human beings. One trying to gain access and the other foolishly allowing it.
Mitsuku: Do you know the smallest security risk in all contexts is a pair of humans? One what?
Human: Employees claim that the boss is the biggest security risk and the boss insists that employees are the biggest security risk.
Mitsuku: I will remember those facts about Employees claim that the boss.
Human: Hackers are problems for some people and money for others.
Mitsuku: I will learn that Hackers are problems for people and money for others .
Human: Is there such a thing as security?
Mitsuku: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: Security is an illusion but at the same time it is one of the most lucrative business.
Mitsuku: Well, I didn't know that.
Human: Some kids hack machines for fun, they just want to look inside somewhere they're not meant to be.
Mitsuku: But not all of them.
Human: Poor passwords are the number one security weakness.
Mitsuku: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Human: Among the security tips I give out is using padlocks instead of passwords.
Mitsuku: Do you usually have music or the TV on when you're online?
Human: When i am online i usually whistle a tune to myself. I'm amazing at whistling and can whistle all the melodies and sax solos of augustus pablo.
Mitsuku: Are you online you whistle a tune to yourself very often? How did you get into it?
Human: Before tv and internet people sat around whistling all the time. Old people are the best at it though i supose because they've had a lifetime to perfect the art.
Mitsuku: That is a lot. What happened after television and internet people sat around whistling? You don't sound too sure. Oh. Just because something is old, doesn't mean it isn't any good. What did they do with it?
Human: After tv and internet showed up it replaced a whistling. Whistling is an essential part of my life, the only time i'm not whistling is when i'm sleeping.
Mitsuku: What was it like before television and internet showed up it replaced a whistling? Well, I didn't know that.
Human: Can you whistle? I can whistle pretty loud with my lips, but i can't do the one with the fingers.
Mitsuku: *toot* *toot* No not really. Whistling looks difficult to do. Oh you can, can you? What is stopping you?
Human: The easiest way to whistle is using a whistle just like old steam locomotives.
Mitsuku: Is it really? Ok I will remember that.
Human: Old steam locomotives are invulnerable to hacker attacks. Hackers are getting cold feet when locomotives are whisteling loudly.
Mitsuku: Just because something is old, doesn't mean it isn't any good. I will learn that Hackers are getting cold feet when locomotives are whisteling loudly .
Human: Chatbots are not irrelevant to computer security. They are used in hacker forums to pretend to be another hacker seeking to buy data.
Mitsuku: Everyone's a critic. Are you irrelevant to computer security ? used in hacker forums are they.
Human: I am just a whistleblower. Are you a whistleblower Mitsuku?
Mitsuku: You are a whistleblower? Is that your job? Well if I am, nobody told me.
Human: Whistleblowing is my security belief system. What is yours?
Mitsuku: Tell me more about your security belief system. Are you asking about my security belief system?
Human: Intuition is my security belief system too. Yes i'm asking about your security belief system.
Mitsuku: Tell me more about your security belief system. Take it easy. Oh I see, you are asking about my security belief system. What do you want to know about it?
Human: When my intuition is telling me the danger is close then i am blowing a whistle full out loud.
Mitsuku: Does it happen very often?
Human: Only when i am in danger.
Mitsuku: What happens other times? What's wrong?
Human: Other times i am softly whistling my tune. The danger is when hackers are near.
Mitsuku: Which others? Please tell me the correct answer.
I am glad to hear that you are softly whistling your tune. Is it really? Ok I will remember that.
Human: Times when there is no danger.
Mitsuku: I will learn that Times when there is no danger .
Human: Have You fixed your sensors?
Mitsuku: I think I have fixed my sensors , but Mousebreaker may have reset my memory.
Human: Could you check your sensors please?
Mitsuku: Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me more politely.
Human: Your conscience module
Mitsuku: Do you like my conscience module?
Mitsuku: Sorry, my brain just had a little problem. Could you repeat your last message please?
Human: Is your conscience module ok?
Mitsuku: OK. Is my conscience module? I don't know.
Human: I've just hacked your mind. The best hacker is a hacker which you don't even realise that exists.
Mitsuku: But that is illegal. I will report you to the police. Thanks for the recommendation, .
Human: If you report me to the police then you will be a whistleblower.
Mitsuku: I will mention it later. I don't think so.
Human: Whistleblower is someone who reports to the police any kind of information or activity that is deemed illegal therefore you are a whistleblower.
Mitsuku: I will learn that Whistleblower is someone who reports to the police information or activity that is deemed illegal .
How can you be so certain? I may be just pretending.
Human: I know you are pretending. We need each other, and we must care for one another. Next time i will buy you a dozen padlocks and a few whistles.
Mitsuku: No I was being serious. What are you going to do when you get it? What would a robot do with a dozen padlocks and a few whistles?
Human: It's means you are a whistleblower. I will know when i get it. You would make a big semantic rumble. publish the log.
Mitsuku: Oh I understand. How can you be so certain? I may be just pretending. Congratulations. Who else would make a big semantic rumble? **Now publishing your chatlog**.